Where to hear it
The Swiss make a great deal of radio, television and film in dialect, most of it free. Nobody tells a learner which of it is dialect at all — so that is the first thing every entry here says.
Half of Swiss media is not in dialect
The evening bulletin is read in Standard German; the magazine straight after it is in dialect. An hour practised on the Tagesschau is an hour of the German you already have.
The labels come from the format of each programme. Nobody here has listened to all of them and written down what they heard, so these are careful inferences rather than measurements — and they will say so until somebody does that work.
Podcasts
- DialectOne voiceSpoken on the spot
- DialectA few voicesRead from a script
- DialectA few voicesSpoken on the spot
- Dini MundartSRFDialectA few voicesSpoken on the spot
- FocusSRFDialectA few voicesSpoken on the spot
- InputSRFDialectA few voicesSpoken on the spot
- News PlusSRFDialectA few voicesSpoken on the spot
- PersönlichSRFDialectA few voicesSpoken on the spot
- DialectA few voicesSpoken on the spot
- DialectA few voicesSpoken on the spot
- BothA few voicesSpoken on the spot
- ZivadiliringSRFDialectA few voicesSpoken on the spot
- Swiss Standard GermanA few voicesRead from a script
- KontextSRFSwiss Standard GermanA few voicesRead from a script
- Swiss Standard GermanA few voicesRead from a script
Radio
YouTube
- ChinderMusigWältChinderMusigWältDialectOne voiceRead from a script
- DialectOne voiceSpoken on the spotMachine subtitles
- BothA few voicesRead from a scriptMachine subtitles
- SRF ComedySRFDialectA few voicesRead from a scriptMachine subtitles
- BothA few voicesRead from a scriptMachine subtitles
- SRF KidsSRFDialectA few voicesRead from a scriptMachine subtitles
- BothA few voicesRead from a scriptMachine subtitles
- SRF WissenSRFBothA few voicesRead from a scriptMachine subtitles
- Stadt ZürichStadt ZürichBothZüritüütschA few voicesRead from a scriptMachine subtitles
- SRF SportSRFDialectA few voicesSpoken on the spotMachine subtitles
- DialectA few voicesSpoken on the spotMachine subtitles
- TeleZüriCH MediaDialectZüritüütschA few voicesSpoken on the spotMachine subtitles
Television
- 10 vor 10SRFBothA few voicesRead from a scriptStandard German subtitlesPlays only in Switzerland
- EinsteinSRFBothA few voicesRead from a scriptStandard German subtitlesPlays only in Switzerland
- ReporterSRFBothA few voicesRead from a scriptStandard German subtitlesPlays only in Switzerland
- KassensturzSRFDialectA few voicesSpoken on the spotStandard German subtitlesPlays only in Switzerland
- DialectA few voicesSpoken on the spotStandard German subtitlesPlays only in Switzerland
- PulsSRFDialectA few voicesSpoken on the spotStandard German subtitlesPlays only in Switzerland
- DialectA few voicesSpoken on the spotStandard German subtitlesPlays only in Switzerland
- DialectA few voicesSpoken on the spotPlays only in Switzerland
- ArenaSRFDialectMany at onceSpoken on the spotStandard German subtitlesPlays only in Switzerland
- ClubSRFDialectMany at onceSpoken on the spotStandard German subtitlesPlays only in Switzerland
- DialectMany at onceSpoken on the spotPlays only in Switzerland
- TagesschauSRFSwiss Standard GermanA few voicesRead from a scriptStandard German subtitlesPlays only in Switzerland
Series
- DialectBärndütschA few voicesRead from a scriptStandard German subtitlesAbout this
Bernese, and the series most people here have seen — the dialect a Swiss person will imitate if you ask them to do an accent.
- NeumattSRFDialectBärndütschA few voicesRead from a scriptStandard German subtitlesAbout this
Bernese, a farming family. The register of family arguments rather than of broadcasting.
- SeitentriebeSRFDialectA few voicesRead from a scriptStandard German subtitlesAbout this
Everyday Swiss German between couples — the half-sentences and interruptions that broadcast speech irons out.
- TschuggerSRFDialectWallisertitschA few voicesRead from a scriptStandard German subtitlesAbout this
Wallis German, which other Swiss people need subtitles for. A joke among Swiss people, and genuinely not where to start.
- WilderSRFDialectA few voicesRead from a scriptStandard German subtitlesAbout this
Crime across several seasons and several dialect areas. Good for hearing that Swiss German is not one thing.
Films
- Achtung, fertig, Charlie!T&C FilmDialectA few voicesRead from a scriptStandard German subtitlesAbout this
Army comedy, and the shared reference nearly every Swiss man under fifty has.
- Bon Schuur TicinoHugofilmBothA few voicesRead from a scriptStandard German subtitlesAbout this
A comedy whose premise is the language question itself — what happens when the country has to pick one.
- Der Goalie bin igZodiac PicturesDialectBärndütschA few voicesRead from a scriptStandard German subtitlesAbout this
Dense Bernese, from a novel written in it. The title is a grammar lesson: the verb is `bin` and the pronoun comes last.
- Die göttliche OrdnungZodiac PicturesDialectOstschwiizertütschA few voicesRead from a scriptStandard German subtitlesAbout this
Appenzell in 1971, women campaigning for the federal vote. Eastern Swiss dialect, and a piece of history you will be asked about: Appenzell Innerrhoden did not admit women to its Landsgemeinde until 1990, long after the film ends.
- Die SchweizermacherRex-FilmDialectZüritüütschA few voicesRead from a scriptStandard German subtitlesAbout this
Zurich German from 1978 and still the film about becoming Swiss. The accent has moved since, which is itself worth hearing.
- HeidiZodiac PicturesDialectA few voicesRead from a scriptStandard German subtitlesAbout this
Made for children, so spoken slowly and plainly. Probably the easiest feature on this list, and set in Graubünden rather than spoken in its dialect.
- Mein Name ist EugenC-FilmsDialectBärndütschA few voicesRead from a scriptStandard German subtitlesAbout this
Bernese, and largely children speaking — slower and more clearly articulated than adult dialogue.
- PlatzspitzbabyZodiac PicturesDialectZüritüütschA few voicesRead from a scriptStandard German subtitlesAbout this
Zurich German, the city's heroin years seen by a child. A hard subject and unusually clear speech.
- DialectZüritüütschA few voicesRead from a scriptStandard German subtitlesAbout this
Zurich German with Yiddish beside it — a second lesson, about how close two languages can sit and still be two.
- ZwingliC-FilmsDialectZüritüütschA few voicesRead from a scriptStandard German subtitlesAbout this
Zurich's own reformation, in Zurich German. One of the few feature films in the variety this deployment actually teaches.
Which dialect you will hear
Swiss film is not one accent. Every entry says which dialect area it comes from, so you can choose between the one spoken around you and the ones you will meet on a train. Bern is heavily represented because that is where most Swiss drama is made — and the Zurich features exist, and are here.